December 2009
FML
It’s 10 and I’m at work. 15 hours and still going. Anybody want to hire a dedicated ops manager? Look at how dedicated I am. LOOK LOOOK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK.
On pussy perfection.
pufflepie:
atsirhc:
dearcoketalk:
what are your tips for a perfect pussy, without waxing? i ask you because i feel like you would know.
You have to be clean. More than that. You have to want to be clean. All the time.
Shave everything. I use a man razor. A fucking Mach3 Turbo. Fuck that Venus shit, and don’t even talk to me about disposable razors.
Use lotion. Never be without lotion....
I'm so goth ....
I’m so goth I tried to use Cheer … it cried. I’m so goth I listen to The Sisters of Mercy and Bauhaus simultaneously at midnight in a graveyard sitting in a pentagram surrounded by candles & and oh, there’s a full moon & and then I die. And then I come back to life. And then I die again & tragically. I’m so goth, I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting...
“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones mad to live, mad to talk, mad...”
– Jack Kerouac
Nine Words Women Use
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the football before helping around the house. 3. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It! 4. A Loud Sigh: This is...
so what are ya'll doing for NYE?
creativelymaladjusted:
bowlingalleylawyer:
mabelmoments:
bowlingalleylawyer:
I’ll probably be tumbling again, like last year.
Choice between Caribbean party or Gods and Goddesses party. Leaning towards the Gods and Goddesses because work people will be at the Caribbean do, and that won’t do. To be honest the most attractive option would be staying home but have to attempt to try and be...
