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Printing ops manager and all-around nice guy who loves wine, kink, flyfishing, vodka, guitars, music, physics, literature and dark, dark humor, although not necessarily in that order.

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My dad, y’all. (Taken with instagram)

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Back when music videos meant something…

The Offspring - Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)

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I recently became the recipient of an "I need to apologize, you are a great girl and I really fucked up..." facebook message

…and when it happened I pretty much high fived my...

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cafeofthedamned:

The Tossers — Aye SIr

i used to sing this one with my old band. it was fucking great. especially when people knew the words.

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“I’ve seen a ton on the facebooks about “thanking veterans for their service.” As a veteran let me just be very straightforward and honest with you. We didn’t “serve our country”;...”

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assistantofevil:

The Cramps - Let’s Get Fucked Up

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the-good-stuff:

X - “White Girl”

drain every beer left over at home and listen to ghosts in the other room

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dotheblitz:

Fear - Let’s Have A War

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