If you thought baby names in 2011 were something to complain about, wait until you see what the future holds.
In other news, the ADA today released reports that CSNS has reached epedimic proportions across the country.
Currently, there is no known cure for Chronically Stupid Naming Syndrome, but researchers remain hopeful.
Now I want to have kids of my own …. Can’t decide on Bumswab or Parsnip for the boy, for the girl it’s gotta be Sloppysue, only because the Polyethylene isn’t all that original after Polly Styrene.