“the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a...”
What do you wanna bet
The most popular statement out of Guy Fieri’s wife’s mouth is “Do you ever shut the fuck up?”
Followed closely by “I hope you cook better then you fuck.”
My youngest turned 16 today.
Man, I’m getting old.
She had to wait until she was 16 to get her navel pierced.
So this morning, she went to get it done and promptly fainted...